A Really Random Story

[xx.'Till the Fat Lady Sings.]

Okay....No, I was not 'on' anything when I wrote this. I actually wrote most of it back in like...March. But I just recently started updating it. WARNING: It has swearing, and is EXTREMELY Stupid and random. But....tis my story -sniffles- And if you've really gotten this far and still have decided to read it, enjoy. But don't say I didn't warn you....I'll probably go to the asylum for this, but what the hey? It starts out as a really out-of-character Charmed Story...but as stuff goes on, It Crosses over with Buffy, Lost, And Ghost Whisperer. Lmao, Kam, If you get scared by this...No worries...I'll make it include...cheese.


"Damn,"Piper muttered, dabbing a disinfectant tentatively at the bleeding wound on her shoulder ,which had recently been acquired by a demonic battle.

"Piper,I don't think your doing anything!Its a magical wound!" said Phoebe cheerfully.

Piper glared at her sister for a moment, before looking up and calling "Prue!"

No answer.

"PRUDENCE!GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!"snapped an irritable Piper.

After a moment, Prue orbed into the room.She eyed Piper coolly. "This better be good!I was GOING to have a nice, peaceful,day!"she sniffed haughtily.

"You think your such a goodie-goodie because your a whitelighter now.Geez,its been eight years,so what TOOK you so long?"

Prue shrugged."I was kinda avoiding you guys.You and Phoebe are so whiny.Besides,Paige wanted a turn."she answered,proceeding to heal Piper's wound."Anyways,its not a load of fun.I miss my old powers."

Paige nodded."Welcome to my world."she grumbled.

Prue's attention shifted instantly to Paige."Paige!We meet at last!"she cried joyfully,embracing her sister."Your destiny is great!You will follow my footsteps to become a witch!I have faith in you!"

Paige rolled her eyes."Been there,done that,FOUR YEARS AGO!!And quit talking to me like I'm three!"


Phoebe was getting bored watching this.She suddenly had the urge to ditch Piper. She gasped slightly, and sent a fake spasm through her body."Premonition!"she cried.

None of the others paid her any mind.

Phoebe narrowed her eyes. "PREMONITION!"she tried again,louder.

Ignored.

Phoebe mumbled to herself and then roared. "HEY DUMB-ASSES!!I HAD A PREMONITION!"

This got their attention.Piercing glares all turned the middle sister's way.

Phoebe smirked to herself."Piper!Leo's outside!He's hurt!"she cried in mock alarm.

Piper,believing this,froze."What?!"she cried,standing up and bolting out of the house.

Phoebe snickered evilly and turned to Prue."Okay,Prue,orb us out of here!"she commanded."Quick,before Piper comes back!"

Prue yawned lazily."Nah,I'm too tired.Get Paige to do it."she replied.

Paige shook her head at once."No way!I'm not leaving myself alone with Phoebe,for obvious reasons,and Prue,who I hardly know!"

Phoebe looked sulky."Fine,"she sighed,pouting."I'll just have to do it the old-fashioned way."Quickly,she locked the front door,and proceeded to lock the other doors.

It was then that Phoebe learned the most important lesson of her life: NEVER piss off Piper Halliwell.

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Ten minutes later,Piper had figured out what happened. The doors exploded open.Literally. Piper stormed into the living room."Alright,who the hell did it?"she snarled, her eyes burning holes into her other sisters.

Paige,intimidated by her sister's state,pointed shakily to Phoebe.

"Nuh-uh!"Phoebe stamped her foot childishly.

Piper turned to Prue expectantly.He sister sighed,and also pointed to Phoebe.Piper twisted around,ready to blow her sister up(Charmed Ones her foot!).But suddenly,she had a better idea.

"Jingle bells,Phoebe smells!"she teased childishly.

Phoebe narrowed her eyes."Piper laid an egg!"she shot back.

Prue was enjoying this.She decided to join the little contest. "Oh man,Paige needs a sun-tan!"she chimed,giggling.

"And Prue's eye go away!"Paige shot back nastily,insulting Prue's crooked left eye. Prudence winced,and decided to change the subject."Hey guys!Let's play a game!"she suggested.

Everyone shrugged casually,and nodded in agreement.

"How about Monopoly?"suggested Phoebe.But after the recent incident,no one was too keen to agree with her.

"Scrabble!"Paige suggested,and they all agreed.Piper pulled out the game board from the cabinet.

Suddenly,Zankou,back from the dead,appeared in a whirlwind of Flames."I have returned!And now, you Charmed Ones shall die!"he cackled insanely.Suddenly,the demon spotted the board game. "Oooh Scrabble!"he screeched in delight. "May I play?"

"How about no?"snapped Piper, but Phoebe grinned. "Hiya old buddy-old pal!Sure thing!Even though it only has four players, but one over wont be that bad!"she said.

Before any of the others could object, Zankou sat down."Great!Let's start!"

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The game had begun. Zankou,being the oldest by about four thousand years,went first. He put down the leaders 'b-a-l-d' in succession.

Piper stared at the demon's beard and spiky hair."As if that'll ever happen."she grunted wryly.

Now it was Prue's turn. Using Zankou's 'd', she put down the word 'crooked'. "No comments,Paige,it was the only word I could get!"she snapped,grabbing more pieces.

Piper's turn was next.Using Prue's 'k,she put down 'kit'.

"Gee,how original."growled Prue,but she was silenced by Piper's flashing glare.

Phoebe's turn.She studied the letters carefully.She had an h,e,x,l,q,o,p,s,a. She studied them for a long time.

After an hour had passed, Paige made a remark."Gee,Phoebe,we might need to conjure up a HEX to think of something for this one."she said pointedly.

Piper,catching on,nodded."Yes,but that HEX would be used for personal gain."she pointed out.

Paige smirked."Gee,my bad.HEXES get a little confusing."she said apologetically.

Zankou was next to understand what they were trying to tell Phoebe."Hey guys,do you remember when I almost HEXed you into obviation?"he asked cheerfully.

Piper narrowed her eyes."Watch it,thats a sore topic.I might just have to HEX you."she said meaningfully.

Finally,Prue had caught on."What kind of HEX would you use for that,Piper?"she asked.

Phoebe just stared.Finally,a light bulb went on in her head. "OHHHH how could I have not seen it before?Sex!"using Prue's e,she put this down.This was call for an eye roll from everyone.

"Typical."muttered Piper, and they all continued to play.

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"I hate my life."Paige complained, as she helped to clean up the house,which was a total mess.

"I don't,"Chuckled Prue, as she stroked the stack of money she had just received from Piper."Fate has smiled upon me."

Piper was not to happy about this.That was her money that Prue had just won.They had a bet,of who would make a mess of the house that day.Piper thought it would be Zankou,becoming evil again once Scrabble was over,but Prue had thought it would be Phoebe.Prue was right.

After Zankou had won the game,Phoebe had become extremely angry and trashed the place,leaving Paige and Piper to clean it up,because Prue and her vain self didn't want to break a nail.

"Ya know what,screw this!"snarled Piper at last."Where's Leo?"

As if on cue,Leo trotted merrily down the stairs."Hey guys!I was playing with Wyatt!"he informed them all,rather pointlessly.

"What do you mean by that?"asked Paige slyly.She always got the impression that Leo was secretly gay.

Leo shrugged."Well,we were wrestling.Play fighting,if you will."he explained.

Piper's jaw dropped."You were wrestling your three year old son?!"she demanded angrily.

Leo grinned."Yup.Don't worry,though.I only broke his leg,it's not that bad."he added bashfully.

Piper's eyes widened."You have GOT to be kidding me!"she snarled, storming up the stairs.Half way up,she turned around."Prue,you do it!I can't heal!"she ordered. Once Prue had obeyed, She narrowed her eyes at Leo."Your coming with me,buster."she growled,leading her insane husband outside.

Paige smirked for absolutely no reason,and walked away.

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Phoebe walked into the Living Room,where Piper,Paige,and Prue were all huddled on the couch,ready to watch the movie they had rented. "Scoot!" cried Phoebe, and everyone scooted down.As she sat down,Piper took a bite of her banana.

Phoebe looked at her quizzically."Whatcha eatin' a banana for?"she wanted to know."Chips are way better."

Piper, looking embarrassed,abandoned her banana.Well,throwed it over her shoulder.Threw.Throwed.Whatever.It hit Billie.

"Ow!"Billie screeched, her annoying preppy voice making even hyper Phoebe wince. "You messed up my hair,Piper!"

Piper chose to ignore this,rolling her eyes.

Once Billie had stormed away,Paige tilted her head."So,Piper,why were you eating a banana?"she inquired

Piper looked shifty."For my baby."she answered,smacking her stomach."It needs nurturing."

"But,you aren't having a baby.You already have two."Phoebe pointed out bluntly.

Piper was silent for a moment."FINE,YOU CAUGHT ME!"she blurted out with a desperate sob."I JUST WANTED A BANANA,OKAY??CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?YOU'RE SUCH A BIOTCH!"she shouted,slapping Phoebe and running off.

Paige glared at Phoebe."You're so heartless!You have NO emotions!"she sobbed,running after Piper.

Phoebe gasped. "I do so!I cried for a good five minutes when Prue died!"she defended,storming out of the house.

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With Paige trying to comfort Piper, and Phoebe out who-knows-where, Leo and Cole had the house to themselves. There were a good few minutes of silence before it was finally broken.

"Hi Cole," Leo said.

Cole slowly turned to Leo, fixing him with a glare.

"Okay then." Embarrassed that he had been unable to make a new friend, Leo stood up and randomly orbed out.



Meanwhile, Phoebe had wandered off to the market. She had thought things over, and decided to make things right with Piper by buying her more bananas. But as she was looking through the assorted fruits, she spotted a long-haired man nearby.

"Excuse me," she began, approaching him. "Can you tell me where the bananas are?"

The Man, thinking that this was some sort of code talk, shook his head. "I'm not interested, brotha."

Phoebe looked confused, but decided to ignore his use of words. "No, I didn't mean it like that--"

"Sure you didn't, brotha."

This was really getting on Phoebe's nerves now. "Okay...." And with that, she began to walk away, frightened.

"How rude, brotha."

Phoebe whipped around. "STOP CALLING ME BROTHER!!!"

"Sorry, brotha."

Outraged, Phoebe screeched and kicked him to the ground. The man blinked, looking dazed, and looked up at Phoebe in wonder.

"Wow, I like feisty girls, brotha. My name is Desmond, brotha."

Phoebe rolled her eyes. "Oh, you're that guy from LOST who randomly popped in on the second season. Sorry, Piper told me never to talk to people who work for other networks, ABC boy." And with that, she walked away, completely forgetting Piper's bananas.



Meanwhile, Piper and Paige's talk had somehow broke out into a raging pillow fight...and the Elders watched in awe. Would this be the end of the Charmed ones?

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"Guys, STOP!" Yelled Billie, her voice squeaking loudly as it reached an all-time high. The nearby window shattered into a million pieces, making Piper jerk up. Her gaze slowly moved from the glass on the floor, to Billie, and her brown eyes filled with outrage. Billie backed away slowly.

"Wait, Piper." Paige clearly thought she was on to something. "Maybe it was Cole! He's such a demon."

Piper rolled her eyes. "Cole is down stairs. But that....that....FIEND got my room dirty!" She pointed a shaky finger at Billie.

"Maybe I should talk to the Elders first." Leo suggested.

Piper jumped. "Whoa! Where did you come from?!"

"I was hiding from Cole. I orbed under your bed."

"DEMON!!" Snarled Paige, glancing longingly toward the door. Prue orbed in at that moment.

"DEMON?! OH MY GAWD LET ME AT IT!! I'LL DEFEAT IT IN A SPLIT SECOND WITH MY AWESOMENESS!" She yelled.

Billie was growing unhappy. Why weren't they talking about her anymore? This should be all about her! "Because I'm worth it." She exclaimed suddenly, tossing her blonde hair.

Everyone ignored her.

Furiously, Billie stormed out. She would start her own Charmed Ones Club with Christy. But on her way out, she nearly knocked into someone. With a outraged scream, Billie blindly pushed her off the edge of the stairs.

The woman screamed as she fell, and landed on Cole. "OH MY GOSH!!" She yelled. "I am soooo sorry are you okay?! Of course you're not!! I'm so stupid!! Do you need an ambulance??OH MY GOSH DON'T DIE ON ME!!!"

Cole stared at her blankly, already up on his feet again. However, the woman took no notice. She looked at him, tearing up, before patting him on the back and turning away to look at Billie. "Why are you so angry?"

Billie pouted. "No one was paying attention to me."

"So you died alone?"

Billie blinked stupidly. "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Oh." The woman seemed tor realize that Billie wasn't a ghost, and smiled randomly. "Well, Hi then! I'm Melinda-"

Billie's eyes grew huge. "O-M-G" She screeched, bolting back to Piper's room. "Piper!! You're daughter from the future is here!" Delighted to be the bearer of this news, Billie smirked again.

Piper's eyes widened, her thoughts instantly on what happened a few years ago with Chris. How had he gotten so tall? Leo was a shrimp, and she was pretty much one too. Oh well. Why had she named that kid Chris anyway? What a stupid name. Then she had been practically forced to because she had met future-Chris.

"Piper!"

Paige's voice snapped her back to reality.

"O-Oh! Right! Okay, let's go see!"

And so, the two Halliwells, a Wyatt, and a Jenkins went downstairs to see a very confused Melinda and Cole.

"DEMON!!" Yelled Paige. Cole fired an energy ball at her, but nobody cared.

"Whoa!! Melinda, do you know who I am? Of course you do, you came back from the future. I can't believe you're here sweetie! I thought, with Chris and Wyatt, that I never had you but I guess I have a third child! Awesome!" Piper hugged her uncharacteristically.

Melinda, too kind to cough "Freak"((Because she only yells at poor, defenseless ghosts. Earlier today, we interviewed Romano.

Romano: -Sobs- SHE'S A MONSTER I TELL YOU!!! I'm haunted forever because of her!! All I did was crash a huge plane practically in her back yard, but I thought she wanted one for her birthday! It wasn't my fault that her best friend was killed. She's so tall that the plane would have hit her from thousands of feet up! I was never a bad boy...She...She's just a big fat meanie!

-The audience stares while Melinda looks around with shifty eyes.-
))

-Ahem-, Anyway...

Melinda, too kind to cough 'freak', hugged Piper nervously.

However, the moment was interrupted by a large demon that shimmered in, and threw a fireball at Melinda's head because if there's a guest star, the Charmed laws state that a demon as to be after him or her...

But at that moment, Phoebe burst through the door with Desmond hot on her tail...

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"Oh snap." Piper pushed Melinda to the ground and tried to blow up the 'demon'.

"No wait!" Yelled the 'Demon'. "My bad, that wasn't the person I was trying to kill."

"Yeah right!" Sneered Piper.

"Seriously. The name's Buffy. I'm a Vampire Slayer. Actually, the Vampire Slayer. That's what it says on my website." Said Buffy with a proud smile.

"Oh,"Piper rolled her eyes. "She's here for Paige. PAIGE!!"

"I'm right here!" Whined Paige, stepping out from behind Billie.

Buffy's eyes grew huge at Paige's pale-as-paper skin. "VAMPIRE!!!" She yelled, getting out a stake and crossbow.

"DARKLIGHTER!!!" Paige yelled back, thrusting herself at Buffy in what erupted to be a wild catfight.

"Sweet, Brotha. You've got sisters, brotha. Jack and Sawyer were getting tired of fighting over Kate, brotha." Remarked Desmond cheerfully. Phoebe kicked him outside the door and slammed it.

"This show's too violent!" Complained Melinda.

"Fight fight fight fight!" Yelled Piper and Phoebe simultaneously, their eyes never leaving Paige and Buffy.

Cole aimed another energy ball at Paige, but accidentally hit Buffy and made her blow up.

"Well, that ends that." Piper decided. "Thanks, Pheebs."

"What?!" Exclaimed Cole, outraged.


Piper, having enough of this, suddenly walked to the door. She thrust it open, pulling in Desmond. She had...other plans for this group.

[xx.'Till the Fat Lady Sings.]

For Confuzzled Peoples...
Prue-Shannen
Piper-Holly
Paige-Rose
Phoebe-Alyssa
Melinda-Jennifer
Leo-Brian
Desmond-Henry
Cole-Julian
Billie-Kaley


Ten minutes later, a battered up group were lined up in the attic. Phoebe,Prue,Paige,Melinda,Desmond,Leo,Cole, and Zankou stood stiffly as Piper paced in front of them.

"ALRIGHT,MEN!"

Phoebe,Prue,Paige,Melinda, and Leo winced. Cole,Desmond, and Zankou just shrugged.

"Never in my life have I seen such behavior! You were all misbehaving! Halliwell 1! Energy balls, really! I told you to get rid of your baby-from-the-fourth-season's powers!" Snapped Piper in military-accent.

"But that was Cole!" Phoebe complained.

"Silence! Do not correct me!" Yelled Piper, making Phoebe fall silent. "Halliwell 2! You never even came down with us when we were going to see Halliwell 3! Lazy ass!"

Prue's crooked eye sagged sadly.

"Matthews!" Piper continued. "In all my life, I have never seen such weak fighting! That woman practically killed you! We need to work on that."

Paige fingered a bottle of hair-dye curiously.

"Halliwell 3!Two words: TOUGHEN UP!! What kind of daughter are you?"

Melinda looked frightened.

"This is taking to long," Decided Piper. "Turner,Wyatt,Mond, Kou, I trust you all know why you've been brought to this military training course?"

They shook their heads.

"Good," Piper nodded, whipping around in mid-pace to face the group. First, we need a list of powers. Everyone must start off with powers. Halliwell 1?"

"I can get premonitions and feel stuff and kick ass!" Phoebe giggled. Piper rolled her eyes and checked her random clip-board. "Halliwell 2?"

Prue blinked. "But I'm your sister! You should know--" She was silenced with a glare.

"I don't do favoritism around here, Halliwell 2!" growled Piper.

Prue narrowed her eyes. "Okay fine. I can pretty much wreck stuff. Like this." She tossed the Book of Shadows out the window.

Piper nodded in approval. "Matthews?"

Paige grinned. "I can orb stuff." She commented slowly.

"Check." Piper checked something off on her clipboard."Halliwell 3?"

Silence. Piper glared at Melinda, who jumped.

"Oh! Oh me?"she looks nervous. "I see dead people." She whispered cliche....ly.

Piper smacked her. "Stop playing around! What's really your power?"

Melinda blinked. "But I do!I talk to ghosts!"

Phoebe cast her a sympathetic look, while Paige tapped her head and Prue shook her's sadly.

Piper ignored this. "A lot of use that does, sweetie, no one stays dead around here for long."

"Tell me about it!" Paige said, with a glance at Prue. "You can't even murder peop---" Prue stepped on her foot. "Uh....mourn people anymore."

"Right," Piper checked off her clipboard. "Mond?"

"That's not my last name, brotha. Just the last part of my first name, brotha." Desmond pointed out.

Piper glared.

"Okay, brotha. I have an accent, brotha."

Piper smiled. "Excellent power!" She complimented, heartedly checking it off.

"Wyatt?"

Her husband grinned. "I used to be a whitelighter."

Piper nodded and checked it off. "Turner?"

"Uh...." Cole looked shifty. "Not being a demon."

"Okay! And Kou?"

Zankou shrugged. "This." He threw a fireball at Piper.

"Right." Coughed a sooty Piper. "We're almost-"

"Holly," Alyssa said tentatively. "This wasn't in the script."

"S-T-F-U." Holly spelled out.

"What?? Stufu?" Brian sounded it out.

Shannen shook her head. "No, it means Shut the F-"

Jennifer covered her mouth. "This is a family show!"

"Since when?" Demanded Holly.

"Since now." Insisted Jennifer.

Holly blinked. "Whatever, you're not in the script either!"

"Neither was I, brotha." Henry said.

"Way to improvise!" Alyssa gave her a thumbs up.

"But he isn't even from our network!" Whined Rose, pointing at Henry.

"Neither am I..."Jennifer looked confused.

"Yeah-huh. You're Holly's character's daughter!" Pointed out Julian.

"Actually-"

But Henry kicked her. "We need to keep the invasion a secret, brotha." He whispered to her. Jennifer shrugged and blinked innocently at Holly.

"Whatever," Alyssa raised a hand. "I have the solution. From now on we follow the scripts the Very Last Word!!"


HOLLY:Fine.
ALYSSA: Cool.
ORLANDO BLOOM: I love you, Alyssa.


"Whaaat?! Gimme that!" Alyssa snatched the script away from Holly. "That's my....fanfiction.Here's the real script:" She began passing it out. "Wrote it myself!"

"When?" Brian asked.

Alyssa glanced at Holly, who put her hands behind her back. "Uh...last night. 'Cause I got a premonition."

"You don't really have powers." Julian pointed out.

Alyssa glanced at Holly again, who was whistling. "Riiiiiightt.....So Holly DEFINITELY did NOT just freeze time, hehehehehe...." She began to sweat.

"Ewwwww!" Growled Rose.

Alyssa twitched and slapped her. "BACK IN CHARACTER PEOPLE! WE'RE ON AIR!"


There was a scruffling of paper, and everybody began to read.

PHOEBE: Uh...how do we defeat this Demon?
PIPER: No clue.
PHOEBE: Wtf? You're supposed to know!
PIPER: Ask Prue.
PHOEBE: Prudence?
PRUE: Huh?
PHOEBE: How do we defeat the Demon?
PRUE: Ask Paige.
PAIGE: Who cheated on Tom?!
PRUE:....Nevermind. Melinda?
MELINDA: What?
PRUE: How do we defeat the Demon?
MELINDA: How the hell should I know, Prue threw the book out the damn window!

Jennifer put down the script. "What kind of script IS this?! We need a better writer."

"Maybe I should ask the Elders." Said Brian.

Jennifer blinked. "Huh?"

"Script." Coughed Alyssa.

Angrily, Jennifer looked down at the script.

PIPER: Go then.
LEO: Okay. [Orbs away]
BILLIE: Hey guys, come find my sister.
PRUE: We killed your sister.
BILLIE: Oh yeah. You're s'possed to be dead too.
PRUE: [Shrugs and chucks pencil at Billie]
BILLE: Dodges.

"Kaley, you weren't supposed to read the stuff in brackets." Holly pointed out. Kaley stomped her food.

"Then why the heck was it there?"

"People! Stay in character!" Emphasized Alyssa. "We're on air!"

"Since when do we show this live?" Demanded Shannen.

Holly shrugged. "Since now."

"Just pick up where we left off. Maybe they won't notice." Suggested Cole.

PAIGE: Guys stop fighting.
MELINDA: No, it's fun to.....watch?

"Jennifer, more feeling to that!" Yelled the director.

"It's not my fault!" Complained Jennifer. "Alyssa made me all out-of-character."

"You know what, I'm sick of this, just end the damn chapter!" Holly blew up the camera.

[Fade to black]

[xx.'Till the Fat Lady Sings.]

yeahh it's a little long....sry

[x.Wolf.x]

Lmao NICE!!!

[xx.'Till the Fat Lady Sings.]

Lmao, thankies. I forgot to delete Ami's post there, lol..And anyway, one little random chapter before the...dundundun...Season..Finale.

Everyone hacked and coughed from the explosion. "Holly -cough- you-cough- Dumb ass." Coughed Shannen.

"What? You're supposed to be mean to Alyssa, not me. 'Sides, We have back ups, remember?"

"Oh yeah!" Added Rose brightly. "Since the....last time that happened."

Holly stuck out her tongue.

"Pleasent..." Remarked Alyssa.

"Stuff it!" Yelled Shannen.

Alyssa pointed at her, and Shannen stared blankly. "What??"

Alyssa glanced down. "Oh, my bad." She switched from index finger to pinky. Shannen still looked blank.

Holly sighed, grabbed Alyssa's hand, and forced her middle finger up. "There," She said helpfully.

"OOOOOOOOOHHH!!" Shannen yelled at her, smacking Holly over the head with a baseball bat. "Bad Holly! Very very bad Holly!"

"Hey! Holly Marie Combs didn't do anything wrong!" Jennifer Love Hewitt ran over and helped her up.

"Shut up, you two think you're so special because you have three names!" Shouted Kaley.

Holly glanced at her uncertainly. "Everybody has 'three names', they just don't get credited as-"

"Stuff it, Blue-shirt!"

Holly glanced down. Sure enough, she was wearing yet another blue t-shirt. "Uh..."

"Rolling!" The director called triumphantly, snapping his fingers at them. Everybody quickly recovered their scripts and began to read.

"Wait.." Interupted Alyssa. "Shannen, get on top of Kaley. You're fighting, remember?"

"Huh? Ew no, I'm not touching that bimbo!" Shannen kept one eye on Alyssa, the other on Kaley.

Alyssa shrugged. "Don't blame me, it's in the script."

"Script my eye! You wrote it!"

"Just get ON with it!"Yelled Julian, not to be forgotten.

"Sorry, Julianne." Alyssa appologized.

"My name is-"

"Credits!" Yelled the Director.


-Credits roll-

PIPER: Break it up kids.
PRUE: [Sitting on Billie] She started it!
BILLIE: Nuh -uh!

[They begin to fight again]

PAIGE: Oh the inhumanity!
LEO: You're stew-pid.
PAIGE: Hehe, but I've always wanted to say that.
LEO: Whatev, I'm out-ie.
BILLIE: Looks up, Prue has a handful of her hair.Peace! Looks at Prue's hair. Is this brown or black??

"Kaley, we told you not to read-"

"Let it go, we'll never get through if this goes on."

Shannen cleared her throat. "Ahem."

PRUE: Dark brown. I don't do dye.

Rose winced, but no one seemed to notice.

BILLIE: Ah. Keeps fighting.


A groan from the crew.

PIPER: STOP!!! [blows the two apart]
PRUE: Damn it Piper you fun-sucker!
MELINDA: Hahaa 'Suck' rhymes with-
BILLIE: DUCK!! Gets off Prue.

........

"Well, get off me moron!" Snapped Shannen.

"Oh, my bad." Kaley quickly let her go.

MELINDA: That too.
CHRIS: Goo goo ga ga.
PIPER: Whoa Chris where'd you come from?!
CHRIS: Agoo.
PHOEBE[To PAIGE]: How irrisponsible!
PRUE: [Gets up] I know, I'm sorry.
PHOEBE: Not you, Piper!
PIPER: Oh, so you think I can't take care of my Children now?
PHOEBE: That's what I know! You left poor little Chris right in the middle of Prue and Billie's tiffy-
PIPER: Tiffy?
PHOEBE: Tiffy. He could have been hurt! And you let poor Melinda grow up to think she could see ghosts!
MELINDA: But-
PHOEBE: I know you want to defend her, but she's just going too Far.[Dramatic Pause] I vote Piper....off the island.

[x.Wolf.x]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU lol

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I know. u.u It's...-sob- Terrible!

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Finishing up before the...Hiatus..

Episode 11: It's almost Like I know the words..



DUN.


DUN.

DUN.

Season Finale.


Brian began to choke.

"Brian! Snap out of it!" Yelled Shannen, smacking him on the back.

Brian glanced up. "Wha? Oh, sorry, I got caught up in the moment."

BUFFY: ...Can She even do that?
PHOEBE: And where the flip did you come from?
COLE: Yeah, I thought I blew you up.
BUFFY: Psssht.[Tosses hair] Defeated? Impossible.
PHOEBE: Lies!Trickery!Alien abductions. She's delaying to votes. People, let's move.
PIPER: Yeah right. Since when is this Survivor anyway?
PAIGE: Hey...yeah!
[Everyone Glares at Phoebe]

PHOEBE:Uh...[Thinks fast] If easy comes..
PAIGE: Or easy goes...
[Prue aims to punch Phoebe, but Pheebs ducks]
PHOEBE: You might be fast!
PRUE: [Snapping] I might be slow!
PIPER: BUT I'M IN A CERTAIN RHYTHM OF THIS SOUND AS WE'VE BEEN WALKIN'...

[EVERYONE STOPS WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO STARE AT PIPER]

PIPER: PAST THE BRIDGES ON THE RIVER AND THE WAY WE STAY TOGETHER...

PHOEBE: Well, she totally ruined that plan.
MELINDA: Plan? [Looks Suspicious]
PHOEBE: Uhhh..I love you!
MELINDA: You love me?!
PHOEBE: Just take this gift and don't ask why!
MELINDA:...Why?
PHOEBE: 'Cause if you will let me...I'll take what scares you and hold it deep inside!

Jennifer put down the script..again. "This makes no sense! Alyssa's a lesbian all of the sudden?!"

Shannen nodded. "I know! This is stupid."

Holly,Alyssa,Rose, and the rest-of-the-random-redshirts started to laugh.

"...And I have a feeling we're missing something." Shannen looked hurt.

"This is fun!" Remarked Holly. "Let's play again!"

Alyssa grinned. "Okay. I don't trust parlatation."

"Or I'm living the way before." Added Holly gloomily.

Jennifer looked back and forth, confused. "...I'm tired of violence."

The others grinned.
"..All the drilling in out the wars." Alyssa and Holly added.

"I've got fight in my eyes." That was Rose.

"Got blood in my hair." Brian added randomly.

"STOP!!" Shannen, finally frustrated with this, interrupted the pointless 'conversation.

Holly shrugged. "Okay." She agreed, and with a glance at Alyssa, she asked, "Have you ever had that dream where you're walking naked down the street? And everyone just stares..."

Alyssa blinked. "Have you ever felt so deep that you speak your mind to put others straight to sleep? You wonder if anybody cares..."

"Oh!" Jennifer smiled brightly. "I get it...they're rhyming."

Holly sighed and shook her head. "Sometimes I think I'm the only one...who's day ended unlike it had begun..."

"...And I feel Bare-naked!" Alyssa shouted.

Silence. Julian shook his head slowly.

"I just can't take it." He muttered.

"I'M GETTING JADED, NO I JUST CAN'T FAKE IT ANYMORE!" Alyssa and Holly seemed unable to resist.

"That's it," Jennifer stood up. "You're all crazy. I'm watching Mallrats."

"And I'm going to watch The Truth About Love. Bye, suckers." Shannen spat, and instantly, the two stormed out.


....And at that moment, somebody stormed in. The figure was tall, with a dark cloak and bone-like hands.

"THE SOURCE!" Screamed Holly.

"DEMENTOR!" Cried Alyssa.

"DARTH VADER!" Sarah added.

The figure shook it's head, took off it's cloak, and everyone gasped.....

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Okay, that just mightve been the dumbest chappie yet ^^. Cheers! Now if anyone can get the attempt at 'humor' That took up most of this chapter,and tell here, they get a cookie! And...that's all. Who'sever read this so far can go back to their daily lives...Until, randomly, I feel like creating an idiotic plotline for season two.